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The reason you don't fuck with DE is because we will fuck you up. Praetor began bitching to me about stealing his farms. I reinforced xSupremex with my hero, which apparently pissed him off. He started sending multiple raids against me and several other DE targets. I don't like being raided. It cramps my style.

So tikibug and I devised a plan of pure brilliance. As Praetor's attack was about to land, I dodged his incoming assualt, then recalled my troops. This effectively dodged the attack, but I had my troops back within 5 seconds. From there I launched my own assualt on Praetor with my army. Total lapsed time between his attack landing and my attack going out was 10 seconds.

Essentially, my attack landed within seconds of his own army returning to his village, giving him no time to dodge the attack. Here are the casualties from the fight (I sent them on a normal assualt instead of a raid, to make sure there was the optimum amount of carnage):

Me:
-29 Legionaires
-12 EI calvary

Praetor
-10 Legionaires
-10 Praetorians
-44 Imperians
-5 Scouts
-1 Hero


Don't fuck with us. We fuck back.

Not really pure brilliance, Lord Melkor already used it a few times on Lordy, it's not an uncommon tactic. But zach's basking right now in his success, so I won't ruin it for him

The best part though was that it somehow matched up perfectly, killing off all troops on both sides, even though we didn't know about the praets and had forgotten about the scouts.

Polyfractal yep I whould do the same sence I am always on its very hard to get a attack on my villege and even more to get anything from it me being a gual.

Attacker OmfgU8MyRice from the village BBQSauce

Bounty: 827 827 828 518

Lost: 0 0 0 0 (Total: 0)

Benefit: 827 827 828 518 (Total: 3,000)

Rentability: 100%

Defender Atheon from the village Atheon Village

Lost: 0 0 0 0 (Total: 0)

Total Lost: 0 0 0 0 (Total: 0)

Compressed by: trcomp v0.2.5 ©2005-06 by Omar G. Soto

Nice pull 8)

Everyone around me is lower pop or is still playing so I tend to leave them alone and someone is farming my farms too .

So an attack from HetBelgje from dash came in early this morning, but with 12 hours we were plenty ready. Enough said, look at the results:

Smokin Joe and reinforcements:

258 legions, 52 dead
38 praets, 8 dead
4 Equites Legati, 1 dead
37 EIs, 7 dead
44 phalanx, 9 dead
177 maces, 36 dead
15 spears, 3 dead
24 axes, 5 dead
7 scouts, 1 dead
11 paladins, 2 dead
and 6 heroes, all alve and kicking

HetBelgje:
234 maces, 234 dead

So we raped his maces, just kinda wish he had sent his whole force

I'd like to thank everyone who helped and brought in troops to make this possible, including bigkevlev from AGE who brought in a hefty amount of support

Power of teamwork guys, it's our greatest strength, and it's why you don't fuck with DE 8)

I ***FORGOT*** to give my hero a large attack. He came back for a second round; got trounced, and got very little. I'm just using Phalanxes for now until I get some cavalry up; since making buildings is so slow for me

I'm going to stomp a mudhole in him and stomp it dry; then move on to the next guy in ~MNA~



Subject: Egor109 Village attacks Cliffs of Dojok
Sent: on 03/13/07 at 04:28:47 pm

Attacker Egor109 from the village Egor109 Village
[Legionnaire] [Praetorian] [Imperian] [Equites Legati] [Equites Imperatoris] [Equites Caesaris] [Ram] [Fire Catapult] [Senator] [Settler] [Hero]
Units 6 6 30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Casualties 1 1 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Prisoners 5 5 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bounty 0 0 0 0

Defender Ticondrius from the village Cliffs of Dojok
[Phalanx] [Swordsman] [Pathfinder] [Theutates Thunder] [Druidrider] [Haeduan] [Battering Ram] [Trebuchet] [Chief] [Settler] [Hero]
Units 56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Casualties 21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0